Fascinating African Proverbs – Another Laugh

1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)

2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with the
father’s testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the
same problem. (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know
her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. (Togo)

8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you
are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers. (Kenya)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles
is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving
issues without using violence!!!

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See also: Maya Angelou Quotes